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Where’s my Khaleesi?

darylchambers:

Your fat cat is fighting his way out of a pillow case and it’s hilarious. You should see this.

Please tell me you got video. Oh. My. Gosh.


So um…. Hey?

chester-lancaster:

drewblake:

chester-lancaster:

I guess. Um… Who’s Shay?

His fiancé that got eaten by the zombies.

Oh…. That sounds…. Pleasant. What happened to said zombies?

Isn’t it though? They’re still around, waiting to strike. You gotta be vigilant or they’ll get you too.



My new goal in life is to get everyone in this complex to say ‘Bitch, I might be’.

Even Lucy. And it’ll be great.


So um…. Hey?

chester-lancaster:

I guess. Um… Who’s Shay?

His fiancé that got eaten by the zombies.


darylchambers:

drewblake:

darylchambers:

Don’t move I’m coming to get you. I don’t mind picking you up, babe.

Are you sure? I mean…I do need to figure this stuff out.

I know you do but I wanna help too.

And I appreciate it, my love. I do.

Help away.


Where is my fiance

royal-grey:

We have a lot to do!
and I miss him

I think he got eaten by the zombies.

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darylchambers:

Don’t move I’m coming to get you. I don’t mind picking you up, babe.

Are you sure? I mean…I do need to figure this stuff out.


darylchambers:

drewblake:

darylchambers:

Aw you’re choking me up, Mr. Hallmark. But I agree. 

Shush, you.

I can be cheesy.

I know. Now get over here, the water’s getting cold.

I’m coming, I’m a-coming. It just takes me a million years to get from place to place, no big deal.


darylchambers:

Aw you’re choking me up, Mr. Hallmark. But I agree. 

Shush, you.

I can be cheesy.